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1987-06-03
MY NEW PICKLE SANDWICHE INVENTION (FUCK YOU ROBERTO F. KENNEDY JR!)
Hey Gayls, I’m the big ol’ gimbo man and i has a new piece of word salad to give ye for flavors,
MY PAYCHECK KEEPS GETTING BEHEADED BY THE BIG PEDOPHILE HITLER GOVERNMENT KNOWN …
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2032-05-28
I’M PREGNIMP!
Hey gang squad,
MY SOUP IS DONE.
It’s not minestrone tho
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2287-05-23
It’s coming for me.
It got Andy in the throat last night, I barely saw it tear his skull off with one quick swipe.
I emptied 2 magazines at it but i couldn’t see if any of the bullets hit it, wouldn…
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